38-year-old former magician and church youth counselor at Calvary Jesus Church Jeffrey Alan Wasley of Kennesaw, Georgia is now facing 20 years in prison for his least-liked trick of producing child pornography out of thin air.

Wasley would apparently hang around in stores like Target and Walmart and wait until little kids would go into a bathroom without their parents (shame on any parent that lets their four-year-old go to the bathroom by themselves at fucking Walmart by the way) and follow them in. He would then offer to help them and videotape the kids while they used the bathroom.

Back in 2008 two brothers, ages 5 and 7, reported his creepy behavior at the Target to their mother, who in turn notified security. They identified him on store surveillance and followed him to his car, getting the license plate number.

When Cobb County police got a warrant to search his home they found at least six home-made videos as well as thousands of other child porn photos that he had downloaded off of the Internet.

When the FBI showed up at Wasley’s house that he shared with his wife and two children in December 2008 he locked himself in his garage and slashed his throat and wrists. Unfortunately for the taxpayers of Georgia the EMTs did the same great job they always try to do and managed to save this douchebag’s life.

Rather than go to a jury trial Wasley took a plea deal yesterday and and pleaded guilty to Producing Child Pornography. The plea agreement will give him about ten less years of jail time than if he were convicted by a jury. His sentencing is scheduled for June 10th.

Jeff’s MySpace (www.myspace.com/wowmagicjeff) has long been taken offline as has his website at www.magicjeff.com