Noah Smith
It was a bizarre night in Seneca, SC Monday for Oconee County Sheriff’s Deputies, when they responded to a burglary call and found their suspect naked with a mouse in his rectum. What?? Yep you heard it right he was naked with a mouse in his ass.
Authorities responded late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When they arrived they found Noah Smith, 31, laying face down and naked in the doorway of the victim’s home. He was pooped from the burglary and wanted to nap I guess, where better than in the doorway. As far as being naked goes… we all know clothes just get in the way when breaking and entering.
While trying to make contact with the Naked Nabber, he proceeded to slap the deputy. In return the deputy tased his naked butt, which had no effect on him. The deputy, now with reinforcements, approached Smith again, in the victim’s bedroom, they managed to handcuff him before he jumped off the bed and tried to kick them. Smith was pepper sprayed, struck with a police baton several times, undeterred he continued to kick at the officers and bite at them. Finally Smith’s head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent more biting, he was wrestled to the ground, shackled and hog-tied.
Police believe he was high on mushrooms and found equipment used to get high in the victim’s house. Ya think… drugs really?? Mind Boggling!
During the medical exam that followed this fiasco, medical personal found a mouse-tail hanging from his rectum. After they got their laughter under control…no not really I added that for my own amusement, they sent him for an x-ray. Where sure enough there is was a mouse lodged in his ass. Yuck! One has to wonder how in the hell it got there.
He told emergency room personnel that he had no memory of what happened to him. Probably a good thing in this case!
He’s been charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault and battery and indecent exposure.
Nothing to report on the condition of the mouse.