Back in June 50-year-old Keith Rasmussen of Racine, Wisconsin was charged with misdemeanor Battery and Disorderly Conduct after he got into an argument with his sister at their mother’s home and he allegedly pushed her off off the deck, hit her with a lawn chair and threatened to kill her. Nothing like a little love between siblings, eh?
Anyhow, flash forward to this past Tuesday. Keith drove to Madison, which is where his sister lives, and before paying her a little visit he decided he needed to catch up on a bit of nekkedness. Not his, thank god for small favors, but the flavor you’ll find at the local titty club. Rasmussen stopped at Visions. He then proceeded to get drunk and throw up in the VIP room. Hell, nobody wants to look at some fat old guy puking while they are trying to watch the ladies so security threw the SOB out of the club.
Rasmussen didn’t take the slight lying down though. He proceeded to get in his SUV and and rammed it into the front of the club.
Police caught up to Rasmussen a few blocks away and attempted to question the visibly intoxicated man, who told them he was from Racine and that he had come into town to cut his sister’s head off. As a matter of fact he showed them the knife and told them “If she was there she would be in two pieces.”
Rasmussen was charged with Reckless Endangerment, Disorderly Conduct and Criminal Damage to Property. He was released on $2,800 bond Friday.