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Armando Calvo Wanted a Tan

Captain Obvious — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:03:13 +0000

Monday afternoon commuters on their way home from work and school in Port St. Lucie, Florida got the shock of their lives when they noticed an ugly bearded man lying naked in the grass beside U.S. Highway 1.

When police arrived on the scene they found 55-year-old Armando Alexander Calvo still lying nude beside the road. He told officers that he wanted to get a sun tan as well as to give folks driving by a show.

Calvo, who is homeless, is currently lodged in the St. Lucie County Jail charged with Disorderly Conduct. I suppose that three hots and a cot are preferable to being broke and homeless for some folks.

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Cutting Lawns Can Be Very Lucrative…

admin — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:00:00 +0000

…at least that’s what Jose A. Santiago Camacho says and he should know

Police in Port St Lucie, Florida started following a pickup truck last night after they noticed that the headlights were on. When the officer turned on his blues he saw a plastic bag get thrown from the passenger side of the truck which he made sure to retrieve. Inside the plastic bag there were several smaller bags that had coke inside. Cocaine I guess I should say.

Of course Jose Camacho denies ever having the plastic bag and says he doesn’t know anything about the cocaine although he did cop to ownership of another bag that they found concealed on his person. Along with the drugs police found $2100 in his wallet. How did it get there, you ask? Certainly not from being a scum-sucking drug dealer.

Oh no. Never.

Jose got his $2100 from cutting lawns earlier in the week. Fuck. I think I’m in the wrong bidness.

In addition to the drug charges that both Jose Camacho and the driver, Justo Villanueva face, Villaneuva also was cited for open container after the cops found an open bottle of Michelob Ultra in the truck. Christ, if you are selling drugs you should at least be able to afford decent beer. Anything other than Bud, Coors or Michelob. Damned piss water.

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Gregory Vance White Wanted to Swap

Captain Obvious — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Generally I try not to make fun of what people do to get
their kicks in a sexual manner. I wouldn’t call myself a prude or anything but
I am pretty much straight-forward when it comes to sex. Just because I don’t
think I would participate in something like wife-swapping doesn’t mean I think
it’s wrong or anything. When it comes to children and pedophilia I have to draw
the line though. There are plenty of people out there willing to indulge in
whatever nasty fantasy you have without involving children.

43-year-old Gregory Vance White from Port St. Lucie, Florida
doesn’t seem to share my reservations about children apparently. As a matter of
fact White is a stinking, nasty scumbag pedophile. According to his wife Teresa
he’s taken several trips to Central America and the Caribbean where child
prostitution is much more prevalent in order to indulge in his sick fantasies.
He didn’t stop there unfortunately. White also felt the need to inflict his
diseased sexual barbarity on his three-year-old daughter as well.

Last week Greg White got online in a chatroom apparently
frequented by pedophiles and began talking to a man local to him. The man
supposedly had an 11-year-old daughter. Believing that the man had similar
interests as him White informed the man that he had anal intercourse with his
three-year-old daughter, bragging to him that “she likes it”. The man also gave
White his phone number. At that point he called the man, who is an undercover
detective for St. Lucie County. Haha, dumbass. Didn’t see that coming, did you?

Anyway, he called to propose a sort of sick swap. He would
get to have sex with the eleven-year-old girl and the detective would get to
have oral sex with his young daughter, probably barely out of diaper. Ew. Yuck.
Not to mention the fact that the girl is actually two and White lied to the
detective about that as well.

So Gregory White set up a meeting time with the undercover
cop but later that evening he called the detective back and let him know that
his wife had come home from work sick and that they would have to reschedule
their meeting for the next day.

Rightly enough Sgt Grant King from the St Lucie County
Sheriff’s Office said that they were concerned enough for the safety of the
little girl that immediate action needed to be taken. A search warrant was
granted and police went to White’s house that evening. White was surprised that
the man he was chatting with was a cop as well as the fact that the police
showed up at his house that night. He claimed that it was all a fantasy

Gregory Vance White was arrested on the evening of the 21^st
and has been charged with solicitation, attempting to sell or buy a minor into
sex trafficking and sexual performance on a child. He may also end up facing
federal charges as well. His children
are staying with their mother. That is when she’s not at work at night as a
stripper I guess. Oh by the way, she also knew that White likes little girls.

Want to know what really sucks though? If this is his first
offense and there is no other proof of his activities aside from his little
chat with the undercover detective the great and noble state of Florida will
slap him on the hand. We can only hope that he does end up facing federal
charges because he may end up with probation in Florida.

Gregory does have an online presence. His user name in the chat room was gregoryvancewhite. A couple of online profiles include one at Flickr with the same name. His photostream is mainly coral and rocks and stuff like that, nothing particularly incriminating

Eryn Allegra is a Shitty Mother

admin — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 10:30:14 +0000

Christmas can be a really hard time for some people. It’s supposed to be a happy time but it can be depressing for people. I know. I love the holidays but owing to what I do for a living I am the most busy at work while everyone else is enjoying family and fellowship. Christmas Day is normally a day where I don’t get to see them at all. I count myself lucky though. I have a job and take car of my family. We make do and work around.

Eryn Allegra had a hard time with Christmas as well. She had lost her job, lost her house and even lost her husband due to the fact that the shitheel is currently in jail on a probation violation. He was on probation for a drug charge from a little over a year ago and back on Halloween he was arrested for the violation. I’m sure that Eryn was having a hard time providing the kind of Christmas for her eight-year-old son Tristan that she wanted to. She had been depressed for months and wanted to kill herself. That’s pretty bad and shows that Eryn needed some kind of help. The problem lies in the fact that she was a selfish bitch as well. Rather than just killing her miserable self she couldn’t bear the thought of her son living without her and decided to kill him as well.

Eryn rented a room at the Holiday Inn on Christmas Eve, ate dinner with her son and then gave him eight Advil to put him to sleep. Once he had been to sleep for a while she took a pillow and smothered the boy, climbed into the tub and then slit her wrists. It would have been much easier had she used a sharper knife or something but she made a poor choice and of course the razor blades didn’t do the job; that or she just changed her mind. Either way she called 911.

Once she was released from the hospital Port St. Lucie police questioned her and arrested Aryn Haylee Allegra on charges of murder.

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