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Alexander Lemke Wanted Some Cheeseburgers
20-year-old Alexander Michael Lemke must have really had the munchies on Friday night. The pot-head broke into his neighbor’s house and stole their 2005 Toyota Solara around 1:30 in the morning and headed out to the nearest McDonald’s where he tried to trade marijuana and pills for his cheeseburgers. 911 was called and Pinellas County [...]
Chris Schaumburger Was Nekked and Crying
20-year-old Christopher Lee Schaumburger is ill prepared to be a burglar. Monday he tried (unsuccessfully) to break into a home in the Cinnamon Hills area on Lake Tarpon right in between Palm Harbor and Tarpon Springs, Florida. Not being able to get inside (it was most likely locked, the only deterrent needed for Schaumburger) he [...]