The pair of shitheels pictured above are 19-year-olds Adoniyah Israel and Donna Sweet of Ocala, Florida. Since they are being featured here you know damn sure they haven’t been picked as parents of the week. Oh hell no, not by a long shot.

Police in Gainesville, Florida came across the couple last Sunday night in the street after responding to calls about a street fight. By the time they arrived a small crowd had gathered and the two were in the middle of a shouting match. Israel was waving his fists in the air and shouting at his baby mama.

When officers attempted to calm the two down Sweet ran up to an officer and tried to push him down. He took her down instead and Israel started to come after them, at least until one of the officers pulled out his taser to hold the man at bay. As they were trying to cuff Israel his girlfriend broke free and tried to pull an officer off of Israel. Both were eventually subdued.

Turns out that the infant child of the couple was in the neo-natal ICU at Shand’s Children’s Hospital and the two were so stressed out about the situation that they decided to get their party on and drop some acid. They were both charged with Brawling and Resisting Arrest With Violence and lodged in the Alachua County Jail.

My 12-year-old daughter spent her first 40 days in ICU at Scottish Rite Children’s Hospital. Either my wife or I spent most of our time there watching over her or just sitting and waiting. At no point in that month and a half do I ever recall feeling the need to do a bit of acid and beat the crap out of my wife. Maybe we’re just strange but somehow I doubt it.

You know how it is…Once you’ve had a kid your ass just isn’t quite the same size it used to be so what do you do if you’ve just recently had a kid but you’ve spent all your money on rent for your trailer? Hell, that’s easy. Go to Wal-Mart and steal some shit!

That’s exactly what 29-year-old Tiffany Lynn Boatwright of Ocala, Florida did. She went to Wal-Mart and stole her some panties as well as some perfume and a box of diapers. When she was stopped at the front door she attempted to fight with the security guys and the door greeter, knocking her ten-week-old baby around in the shopping cart as she fought with them.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you that part. Tiffany couldn’t find a babysitter for her little shoplifting trip so she just took the pesky little bugger along with her.

Along with the panties and diapers police recovered bras, some other baby items, Q-tips, light bulbs (where the fuck were those hidden I wonder?) and watches. A little over $300 in merchandise.

Hey Tiffany, here’s a clue for you. Get a fucking job and buy your shit! I guess it’s a bit difficult to keep a job in between trips to jail though. You see, Tiffany was arrested last month on DUI charges. She also has previous convictions for drugs.

So what does Tiffany have to say about it? According to Ocala.com,

OK, I stole it, but they grabbed me and took my baby, and they can’t do that because they’re not police officers. Some of the stuff I needed, and some I wanted.

Apparently Boatwright’s husband just recently lost his job as well. Somehow I think it was more of a performance-related job loss than anything else.