Saturday morning the alarm at Cousins Middle School in Newton County, Georgia went off. Police searched for more than two hours before they finally found 21-year-old Reginald Stephens of Conyers, Georgia, naked and hiding in the ceiling. His pants, socks and shoes were found on the roof of the school, which is located in Covington, Georgia
Stephens, who is already on probation for a conviction on Burglary and Forgery charges, was arrested and charged with Criminal Trespassing and Burglary. Extreme Stupidity is not yet a crime and therefore they haven’t charged him with that. Stephens is being held without bond.
Obviously from this arrest and his prior conviction Stephens isn’t exactly a very good burglar. Perhaps it’s time to change jobs Reginald. I hear McDonald’s is hiring.
What exactly would drive some dumb son of a bitch to strip in order to get through the air vent? Chances are that if you can’t fit through with your fucking pants on that’s a really good indication that you might want to find someplace else to rob because it leaves little chance of escaping should the alarm go off (obviously)