Nicholas Lorenzo, a 25-year-old Louisville, Colorado man was arrested on January 31st after a woman shopping in the Safeway told police that an employee behind the meat counter had his own sausage out and was beating his meat.
When the woman, who had her infant with her, approached the meat counter Lorenzo asked her if she was finding everything she needed. That’s when she noticed motion behind the glass counter and determined he was handling his own meat. When he noticed the look of shock on her face he stuffed it back in his pants. She looked away and then looked back and he was jerking off again.
The woman made a beeline away from the meat counter and called 911 as well as reported it to management rather than asking for a stroganoff recipe.
When officers confronted Lorenzo he admitted to having his penis out of his pants but when he showed up for court on February 1st he pleaded Not Guilty to Indecent Exposure.