If it weren’t for this entire story being a punch line of enormous proportions I probably wouldn’t even be posting this here. I just couldn’t help myself. Neither could comedian Andy Dick apparently.

Dick was arraigned in Cabell County, West Virginia this Saturday past on two counts of Sexual Abuse for allegedly grabbing a bouncer’s privates at the Funny Bone comedy club in Huntington, about an hour west of Charleston.

Dick’s bail has been set at $60,000. He has a hearing on February 2^nd.

According to his latest tweet Andy says,

There are two sides to every story. Please reserve judgement until you hear mine. Thank you

Yes, I know judgment is misspelled. The quote is directly from his vocabulary, not mine.

Dick is currently on probation for Sexual Battery after he pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s shirt and bra in 2008. I find it funny that on several sites I have come across reporting on this new one they refer to the 2008 incident as alleged. No, it was alleged before he was convicted. After being convicted he was guilty of Sexual Battery. Nothing frigging alleged about that.

• Andy Dick’s Twitter profile
• Andy’s blog