• sherryfuscaldo

    This really isn’t a huge crime story but when taken in context it’s pretty darned funny.

    Back on July 3rd a police officer in Fort Walton Beach, Florida made a DUI stop in which he arrested 26-year-old Sherry Fuscaldo (MySpace) of Destin, Florida. She put up a little bit of a fight and after she was placed in the patrol car she started trying to kick the window out. The deputy who arrested her ended up having to pick her up and put her in leg irons as well as handcuffs. It doesn’t end there though. Oh hell no.

    After Fuscaldo was taken to the jail she undid her bra and pulled her shirt down while they were taking her mug shot. The deputy taking it didn’t notice but the camera certainly did. Obviously they retook the photo (couldn’t get that damned lucky). He took her to the intake room where she grabbed her license off a desk. The deputy tried to get it back and she tried to bite him and then kicked another deputy causing him to bleed. She tried to bite him again but ended up biting herself.

    Fuscaldo ended up being charged with Resisting an Officer With Violence and DUI.

  • andrewfoster

    24-year-old Andrew James Foster of Fort Walton Beach, Florida for some reason decided it would be a bright idea to hold his girlfriend captive for a while.

    No, this isn't his girlfriend...

    His girlfriend arrived home arrived home from work on January 22nd and as soon as she came in the house her boyfriend, Foster, grabbed her and wouldn’t let her go. At one point he allegedly held her down on the bed from an hour and wouldn’t let her go.

    Somehow she was able to convince the moron to let her up so she could take him to Wal-Mart. Judging from the look on his face it may not have been too difficult. When they got to the Wal-Mart he wouldn’t let her out of his sight but she was finally able to tell an associate that she needed help and asked if they would call the police.

    Foster took off from the store before Okaloosa County deputies arrived but they finally caught up to him and arrested him on February 12th. Foster is still lodged in the Okaloosa County Jail on charges of Battery and Kidnapping. He is also charged with not paying child support and driving with his license suspended or revoked.

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