As a child I received my share of whippings but they were all deserved, that’s for damn sure. That’s a hell of a lot more than I can say for today’s bad dad of the day, Terry Taulbee of Cincinnati, Ohio.

The 50-year-old man was arrested and charged with Domestic Violence after he spanked his six-year-old son hard enough to leave red handprints on his lower back and buttocks. So what did the tyke do to deserve his spanking? Apparently he “performed poorly” in a video game according to the link I received earlier from the Queen of Night.

WTF?

Perhaps Taulbee received his share of undeserved beatings as a child or perhaps he’s just a serious asshole. Either way the cops obviously don’t think much more of his behavior than I do.

36-year-old Colondra Hamilton of Cincinnati, Ohio puts the auto in autoerotic.

Hamilton was pulled over last week when officers noticed that her windows were very darkly tinted. When questioned they noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and she had a vibrator in her lap.

After more questioning the woman admitted to driving while she was simultaneously masturbating while watching a porn flick parked on her passenger seat. Hamilton was arrested and charged with misdemeanor Driving With Impaired Alertness. She was also charged with Possession of Drug Paraphernalia because officers found a broken piece of crack pipe in her purse.

Thanks to Me ToSee for this one!

Updated 4/20/2011 – Apparently there is an update to the story about Colondra. She has been sentenced to 10 days in jail, fined $200 and had her driver’s license suspended for six months after she pleaded guilty to a drug charge.

That’s not the end of it though as Hamilton was arrested earlier in the week in connection with three shopliftings from the Walmart in Fairfax, Ohio.

A couple of serious fucking douchebags here.

45-year-old Gary Sawyer of Cincinnati, Ohio was convicted of kidnapping and rape in 2005 and has been listed a sex offender since then. At some point recently he absconded and deputies received a tip that he was no longer living in Westwood, Ohio. According to the law registered sex offenders have to notify law enforcement of any address changes.

Fortunately for law enforcement officials Sawyer’s brother, William Garner, was due to be executed and they felt they had a good chance to catch Sawyer there. Sure enough he showed up and State Trooper waited until after the execution to arrest Sawyer.

Garner received the death sentence after he killed five children in 1992 by setting fire to an apartment.

25-year-old Tiffini Pelcha of Addyston, Ohio was arrested last week after police executed a search warrant on April 2nd. They had been informed that Pelcha’s four children were living in disgustingly filthy conditions.

The four children ranging in age from 2-9 were all living with Tiffini in the home which was infested with roaches and bed bugs and also had garbage and animal shit all over the floor in all the rooms of the house. It was so nasty that the Health Department condemned the house, which had reportedly been in that condition for quite some time.

Pelcha was charged with Child Endangerment along with Illegal Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (that figures) and after she appeared in court on Friday her bond was set at $4,000.

The four children are in custody of Pelcha’s mother.

Although Tiffini obviously doesn’t make time to clean the house she does make time to get online. You can find her MySpace account here.

H/T to April.

33-year-old Donna Toure of Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested last week after an undercover officer was offered sexual services in exchange for money.

I though I had perhaps misread the story when I first saw it but Donna Toure must be the cheapest whore on the market. Hell, for $5 I would be afraid to tap that ass. There’s no telling what bugs might crawl out.

Actually, she wanted more than just $5 as she told the undercover policeman. She wanted something else as well.

A jaw breaker.

No, there isn’t some new drug out there called the jaw breaker. She wanted a big hard piece of candy, I guess to get the taste of dick out of her mouth after. Whatever.

Toure also has some outstanding warrants as well. One of them was for a prior prostitution offense (perhaps she was just offering a discount this week?) and the other was for child endangerment. Speaking of endangering children, Toure was arrested in June of 2009 for leaving her three young kids at home alone. Her kids are 4, 2 and 1.

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