H/T to Trench for this story.

I dated this crazy chick once. Well, not this crazy chick but another one. I was 18 so it’s been a long time. Think long hair, leather, heavy metal. Yeah, I was a teen in the eighties. Anyway, this chick came at me with a knife once. Did I mention she was crazy? That’s the one and only time I ever laid a hand on her the entire time we dated and it was more of a hard push than anything. I high-tailed it out of there and we broke up shortly after. I knew she was crazy though, see, that’s the bad thing. She didn’t have kids, which is damn good, but she was certifiable. Her apartment was full of cat poop and dog poop and just plain nasty. After all this time I almost forget why we dated so long and then I remember it’s because she was hot. SMOKING HOT. So hot she started dancing at the Cheetah III in Atlanta after I broke up with her. I mentioned she was crazy right? And HOT. Unlike Serenity Sanchez up there so I can’t for the life of me figure out why in the hell her boyfriend David Groves would be dating this crazy bitch.

Enough with the reminiscing.

David Groves of Portland, Oregon has been dating 22-year-old Serenity Sanchez for awhile and I guess he grew tired of her craziness and decided to break up with her. Serenity didn’t take it very well. Back on Saturday, January 2nd he told her they were breaking up and she needed to leave. Come Sunday he old her she really needed to go and she refused, even getting a knife, threatening him with it and demanding he call 911.

Groves did call 911 but in the meantime Sanchez had gone into the bedroom belonging to Grove’s three-year-old daughter and stabbed her in the back. Groves watched her go in and heard his daughter scream. When she came out of the room holding the knife he wrestled it from her and called 911.

Maybe it’s just me but what the heck was the guy thinking just letting her wander around the home when he already knew she had the knife. He even saw she went into his daughter’s room. This just stinks.

When police arrived at the home and entered the bedroom they found three-year-old Alena Groves. She told police she was sleepy and said “she hit me”. The knife wounded the little girl’s liver and spleen and came very close to hitting her intestines, which most likely would have killed the girl.

It took police a while to get Sanchez out of there. She argued with them and at one point threatened to use a taser on one of the cops. Kudos to those guys. I guess at that point I just would have had to tase the bitch and drag her ass out of there.

22-year-old Serenity Sanchez is lodged in the Multnomah County Jail on $505,000 bond on charges of Assault, Unlawful Use of a Weapon, Attempted Aggravated Murder, Resisting Arrest and Burglary.

Serenity’s Booking Info

25-year-old Sarah Rose Dillard-Lubin (Lubin was her ex-husband’s last name) took her daughter to the emergency room at St. Vincent’s Hospital in Portland back in June claiming that her daughter had a high fever. That’s what you do, right? At least if it’s an extended fever that you can’t treat at home. My youngest daughter tends to run very high fevers when she is sick so we always try to treat it here first, taking in accordance any other symptoms, and then we call NurseCall before we go.

The fever magically disappeared by the time physicians looked at the baby and not being able to find any symptoms or signs of sickness they went ahead and admitted the little girl overnight for observation. Better safe than sorry and as it turns it may be what saved the infant’s life.

Early in the morning one of the nurses on her rounds noticed when taking the baby’s vital signs that she was barely breathing and had a very low heart rate. She called for assistance and the baby was transferred to Doernbecher’s Children’s Hospital in the CCU. Once they had gotten the girl stabilized doctors were at a loss to explain why she had suddenly started having problems, that is until the toxicology reports came back four days later testing positive for opiates.

When doctors questioned Dillard-Lubin (MySpace 1 and MySpace 2) about it she claimed to be on pain killers for a medical condition and that they must have come through her breast milk. The sample she brought in for them to test high an extremely high amount of morphine in it, which meant that she had added it in after extraction.

Doctors from Doernbecher called the Oregon Department of Human Services and CPS to report what had happened. DHS took custody of the child for her safety and then started an investigation. Washington County Detectives were also called but since the girl was in protective custody they decided to let DHS finish their investigation prior to getting involved. When they did get involved they learned that this wasn’t the first instance that Sarah had of doping up one of her kids for attention.

One theory that detectives have put forth (and sounds pretty likely to me) is that Dillard-Lubin was upset because her baby-daddy didn’t come to the hospital with her so she cut off her nose to spite her face. In other words she figured she could get back at the father who wasn’t paying attention by giving him a reason to pay attention. Sounds to me like he needs to get the little girl and run as fast and far away as he can from Dillard-Lubin who evidently has more than her fair share of snakes in her head.

At some point in time (which I don’t know yet since my Internet connection has been down most of the evening, possibly back in 2005) when she was married and living in California she had poisoned her older child with morphine when he was ten months old. He had been flown to UCLA medical center and ended up surviving. She pleaded No Contest to a charge of Child Abuse in 2006 and is still on probation. The father (not the same father as her second child) gained custody of the boy and they are living in California. When she was released from jail she had her probation transferred to Oregon where she has been living and working as a medical assistant for Oregon Pediatrics.

Right now Dillard-Lubin is sitting in the Washington County Jail on charges of Assault in the 1st Degree, Assault in the 2nd Degree, 2 charges of Assault in the 3rd Degree, Felony Applying a Controlled Substance to a Child, Criminal Mistreatment and a probation hold for her previous Child Neglect.

Dillard-Lubin was arraigned last week and pleaded not guilty to poisoning her daughter.

I am still debating contacting her ex-husband to ask him a few questions but he may not even want to open up those old wounds. He did answer a few questions from SFGate on their story which you can see at the link.

Washington County Inmate List.

According to police the baby appeared OK but they took the infant to the hospital just to make sure and the mother was notified, who said that she and Allen (the boy’s father) got in an argument and he walked away with the infant.

Good has been in jail for several months now on charges of attempted murder and kidnapping. One of the co-defendants, Cody Bodo, pleaded guilty in a deal that would end up cutting his prison time short in exchange for his testimony.