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Man Arrested In Oregon After Light Saber Assault
Police in Multnomah County, Oregon arrested a man after he assaulted several people inside the Hayden Island Toys R Us with a blue light saber. While someone from the store was on the phone with police 33-year-old David Allen Canterbury left the toy store lightsaber in hand. Arriving officers tried to arrest Canterbury but he [...]
Woman assaults police officer with sex toy!
Carol Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, IL has been charged with aggravated assault. Police became involved with Carol when she allegedly ran out on her bill at Joe’s Crab Shack, Tuesday evening. An officer responding to Carol’s residence, to discuss the incident at Joe’s was assault by what Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine [...]
Crockett needs Anger Management…
The guy trying to look all hard in the photo above is James Russell Crockett, 24, of Delmar, MD. This shining example of manliness was arrested for assaulting an 70-year-old woman in the check out line of Walmart on Oct. 13. According to police, while waiting in line to check out at Walmart a 70-year-old woman was attempting to [...]
Atlanta Postal Worker Stabs Another…
Sunday night police ended up being called to a bulk mail facility after one of the supervisor’s was stabbed after one of the postal workers attacked him. …and just remember, the first person with a postal joke earns a stoning from me Anyway, the supervisor was taken to Grady Hospital with cuts on the face [...]
Florida Man Arrested For Beating a Pregnant Woman
39-year-old Roby C. Ellison has been arrested and charged with viciously beating a woman who is eight months pregnant with Ellison’s love child. According to the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office Ellison put the woman in a chokehold Saturday morning and punched her multiple times at their home in Dade City, Florida. The woman had a [...]
Tammy Labrecque Slapped a Cripple
42-year-old Tammy Labreque of Waterbury, Connectticut has been arrested and charged with Cruelty to Persons and Breach of Peace after she was caught on video slapping and manhandling a 63-year-old quadriplegic man. A video surveillance system installed in the man’s home recorded Labreque throwing the man on the bed, cursing at him and threatening to [...]
Johni Anderson Had it Coming
I don’t know the details of the original crime and if she had anything to do with it or was just another witness but 23-year-old Johni Nicole Anderson of Haughton, Louisiana was exiting the courtroom in Bossier Parish when she told a witness and victim of a burglary “Bitch, you got it coming!” While this [...]
John Dysert Was Gross and Lewd
Police in Cambridge, Massachusetts have spent the last couple of weeks looking for a man who assaulted four different women who were using public transportation in the area. They finally found their man earlier today in 27-year-old John B. Dysert who along with allegedly assaulting the four women also jerked off on an MBTA bus. [...]
Serenity Sanchez is One Crazy Chick
H/T to Trench for this story. I dated this crazy chick once. Well, not this crazy chick but another one. I was 18 so it’s been a long time. Think long hair, leather, heavy metal. Yeah, I was a teen in the eighties. Anyway, this chick came at me with a knife once. Did I [...]
Melodi Dushane Isn’t Lovin’ it Anymore
I don’t know what it is with people and their fascination with McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets. They are like little chunks of processed flesh with a little batter wrapped around them. Don’t get me wrong, I will ocassionally eat at McDonald’s too, but I shy away from those damned things. As a matter of fact I [...]