Monday afternoon commuters on their way home from work and school in Port St. Lucie, Florida got the shock of their lives when they noticed an ugly bearded man lying naked in the grass beside U.S. Highway 1.

When police arrived on the scene they found 55-year-old Armando Alexander Calvo still lying nude beside the road. He told officers that he wanted to get a sun tan as well as to give folks driving by a show.

Calvo, who is homeless, is currently lodged in the St. Lucie County Jail charged with Disorderly Conduct. I suppose that three hots and a cot are preferable to being broke and homeless for some folks.