• Updated – Woman’s Bogus Texts Lead to SWAT Response

    Crime, Weird News 30.12.2011 8 Comments

    Alexandra Dahm

    I’ll have to just come right out and say it. Some bitches just have snakes in their heads.  19-year-old Alexandra Dahm comes to mind.

    Early Thursday morning Dahm sent some text messages to a friend after she suddenly went missing from the Connect Lounge on Auburn Avenue including some that said “they will not allow me out of the car” and “several asian men armed with multiple shotguns.” She told her friend that a total of seven men armed with guns kidnapped her and took her to a home in Buckhead.

    The friend showed up at the home and spoke with Dahm in the driveway where she said she was afraid to leave and refused to get in his car. That’s when he called 911 and gave them the location.

    A perimeter was set up and hostage negotiators showed up along with the SWAT team. SEVERAL HOURS later Dahm walked out of the house. Turns out that nobody had guns and nobody had forced the girl to do anything. As she told police she “may have overexaggerated her text messages.”

    Once they arrived at the police station Dahm tried to dump a bag of cocaine in the toilet as well. Heh.

    Dahm was lodged in the Fulton County Jail charged with Possession of Cocaine and Tampering With Evidence. Hopefully there will be other charges forthcoming.

    Updated 1/1/12 – Alexandra Dahm had a bond hearing Friday and was released from the Fulton County Jail on Saturday morning. She has also been charged with Reporting a False Crime.

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  • Alabama Woman Arrested For Lying About Stabbing

    Crime, Weird News 21.12.2011 9 Comments

    Earlier this month deputies from the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Department along with the Vance PD responded to a report of a burglary and stabbing in Coaling, Alabama. They found 58-year-old Jane Weaver suffering from a stab wound.

    The woman told police that she had heard a noise from the back of her house and saw a man wearing a mask in her kitchen who then stabbed her. She said she grabbed a gun from her bedroom and shot at him. The man ran away. Weaver was treated at DCH Hospital.

    Sadly it was all a lie. After being interviewed police realized Weaver had been lying and on Monday she was arrested by the Coaling Police Department and charged with False Reporting to Law Enforcement.

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  • Parolee at large arrested in a G-string

    Crime, Drugs, Weird News 25.04.2011 16 Comments

    Shawn Batie

    At 4:00 am on Friday, April 23rd Lodi, CA police found themselves faced with a man wearing only an Oakland Raiders jacket, lacey g-string panties, socks and scrunchie around his genitals.  The man, Shawn Batie (42) appeared to be under the influence of methamphetamines.  I certainly hope he was under the influence of something… and doesn’t make a habit of running around half naked and talking to himself, but these days you just never know.

     
    Anyhow, when officers arrived Batie was standing in the dirt next to a cemetery with a flashlight and yelling into the dark, wearing the above mentioned attire.  The officers said Batie was very jittery and his pupils were dilated.  He was taken in under suspicion of being under the influence, which was confirmed at the jail.  He was also found to be a parolee at large.

     

    When questioned regarding the where-a-bouts of his pants, he said “they must have been taken.”  Really…. surely that was the case!  How these officers remained composed dealing with this asswipe is beyond me, they are better people than me.

     

    Once in his cell, he promptly defecated and painted a self portrait on the walls, using his shit.  When given towels to clean up his artwork, he instead opted to clog the toilet.  He was then moved to a safety cell.

     

    Batie was arrested for being under the influence of narcotics and being a parolee at large.

     

     

     

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  • Floriduh woman arrested, hides crack pipe in va-jay-jay

    Crime, Drugs, Police and Law Enforcement, Weird News 25.04.2011 36 Comments

    Arlina Romero

     

    Deputies woman hid crack pipe in vagina

    On April 19th, undercover narcotics agents working a sting in Punta Gorda, FL arrested Arlina Romero (28).  According to reports Romero, recognized from previous drug dealings, walked out of a known drug house.  As she was approached by deputies she turned and began to take off, in an attempt to run.

    She appeared to be trying to hide something in the crotch area of her pants.  The report states she had her hands deep inside the front of her jeans and was clearly trying to hide something.  When the deputy called out to her she removed her hands from her pants and turned around.

     
    Romero consented to a search found, was a credit card, that belonged to someone else, she claimed she found and nothing else.  Not knowing whether she had found the card or it was stolen; Romero was escorted to the police station.  There she was asked if there was anything else hidden on her.

     
    Romero confessed she had a crack pipe hidden in her vagina.  Yuck!  After the confession she was taken, by female deputies, into a private room where a 6-inch glass pipe was removed from her vagina.  The pipe later tested positive for cocaine.

     
    While having the crack pipe removed from her va-jay-jay, the police contacted the owner of the credit card, who informed them, the card had been lost and Romero should not have it.  I bet you didn’t see that comin’ did ya?  Sure you did this is a woman who hides shit in her snatch of course she had a “lost” credit card.

     
    Romero was arrested for Possession of a Controlled Substance and Possession of Paraphernalia.  She is being held without bond, as she was already out on bond from prior drug charge and she is a convicted felon.

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  • Shane Hale Needed A Ride

    Crime, Weird News 07.03.2011 10 Comments

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    26-year-old Shane Hale was at a hospital in Hazard County, Kentucky and apparently needed a ride home.

    Rather than, you know, calling for a ride from a friend or calling a cab the man decided he would just find his own way. Hale managed to get inside an ambulance while the crew was inside the hospital, and drive off in it.

    An off-duty detective with the Kentucky State Police happened to come across the ambulance which was being driven erratically and pulled Hale over. When asked why he stole the ambulance Shane explained to the officer that he had needed a ride home and was going to call the ambulance service the next day.

    Hale was arrested on DUI as well as Theft by Taking, Driving DUI on a Suspended License and Criminal Mischief. He is currently lodged at the Kentucky River Regional Jail on $40,000 bond.

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  • Evan Brown Thinks He’s a Vampire

    Crime, Weird News 10.12.2010 10 Comments

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    20-year-old Evan Francis Brown of Albertville, Alabama has been arrested and charged with 2nd-degree Assault by the Gadsden Police after he allegedly used a fork or spoon to brand a “V” into a 17-year-old’s forehead back in October.

    Brown, who claims he’s a vampire and lives with a group of other losers who call themselves “The Homeless Crew”, apparently tricked the 17-year-old into thinking they were playing some sort of game and ties him up. I guess it probably was a game to Evan.

    The teen also had cigarette burns on his face and arms and had been beaten.

    Brown, obviously looking for attention, told police that his religion is Satanism and that his nickname is “Vamp.” At his home police found what appeared to be satanic symbols spray-painted on the walls and a book about witchcraft they had stolen from the local library.

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  • Wisconsin woman sexually assaulted with live snake

    Crime, Sex Crimes, Weird News 02.12.2010 11 Comments

     

    On November 24th, two men John D. Bullock (24) and Damonta D. Jones(25) were charged with first-degree sexual assault, in Eau Claire County, Wis. Court.  The two men are accused of sexually assaulting a 32-year-old woman and penetrating her with a live snake during the assault.  What in the hell where do these freaks come up with the shit?

    According to the criminal complaint:

    The woman told police she, two female friends, Jones and Damonta, were at Jones’ residence in the early morning hours of November 11th.  The group had been drinking and dancing.

    At one point one of the female friends left and the second went to take a shower, Jones then invited the woman into his bedroom to see pictures of his children. 

    When she walked into the room, she was struck in the head with and unknown object, thrown to floor and blacked out.  She said the next thing she remembered was Jones holding her down as Bullock sexually assaulted her.  Jones then said, “I’m going to get the snake.”  A short time later she felt something inside her and believes it may have bitten her.  She stated she felt a sharp pain followed by someone saying “pull it out.”

    According to Bullock the sexual contact with the woman was consensual.

    The judge set $30,000 cash bails for both men.  The cash bail was requested due to the history of both men with the courts.  Bullock has skipped prior court appearances for unrelated charges, while Jones is on a probation hold for two separate sexual assault convictions.  Nice guys, I would bet they were just waiting for the first chance to get one of these women alone.

    As a person with a fear of snakes… I can’t, don’t want to and refuse to imagine the horror of feeling and/or knowing one was inside me.

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  • L.A. man gets probation for sexually assaulting dog…

    Animal Crime, Crime, Sex Crimes, Weird News 02.12.2010 10 Comments

     

    In Los Angles, a 62-year-old man has been convicted of having sex with a dog he adopted from an animal shelter.

    The Animal Cruelty Task Force arrested Wade Strickland on February 2nd after he was seen sexually violating the female German shepherd mix beneath a freeway over pass.  Nasty Ass!

    On Tuesday, Strickland pleaded guilty to animal cruelty and lewd conduct and was placed on three years probation.  Only probation?  Hmmm…

    According to the City Attorney’s office Strickland has adopted shelter dogs in the past and was reported for mistreating them.  Ok he is a repeat offender. Again, he only gets probation? Hmmm…

    Witnesses were willing to testify in the latest case.  Well finally gawd damn poor dogs.

    When he was arrested he was in possession of 2 dogs, one being the dog he was seen assaulting. 

    Along with probation, Strickland is prohibited from owning any animals, must submit to law enforcement searches at anytime and attend 24 animal care counseling sessions.

    You think the counseling sessions will help out this depraved individual?  I am doubtful.

    Thanks to my girl April for sharing this lovely tip with me.

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  • Mouse-infested naked man, arrested for burglary

    Crime, Weird News 11.11.2010 41 Comments

    Noah Smith

     

    It was a bizarre night in Seneca, SC Monday for Oconee County Sheriff’s Deputies, when they responded to a burglary call and found their suspect naked with a mouse in his rectum.  What?? Yep you heard it right he was naked with a mouse in his ass. 

    Authorities responded late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar.  When they arrived they found Noah Smith, 31, laying face down and naked in the doorway of the victim’s home.  He was pooped from the burglary and wanted to nap I guess, where better than in the doorway.  As far as being naked goes… we all know clothes just get in the way when breaking and entering. 

    While trying to make contact with the Naked Nabber, he proceeded to slap the deputy.  In return the deputy tased his naked butt, which had no effect on him.  The deputy, now with reinforcements, approached Smith again, in the victim’s bedroom, they managed to handcuff him before he jumped off the bed and tried to kick them.  Smith was pepper sprayed, struck with a police baton several times, undeterred he continued to kick at the officers and bite at them.  Finally Smith’s head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent more biting, he was wrestled to the ground, shackled and  hog-tied. 

    Police believe he was high on mushrooms and found equipment used to get high in the victim’s house.  Ya think… drugs really??  Mind Boggling! 

    During the medical exam that followed this fiasco, medical personal found a mouse-tail hanging from his rectum.  After they got their laughter under control…no not really I added that for my own amusement, they sent him for an x-ray.  Where sure enough there is was a mouse lodged in his ass.  Yuck!  One has to wonder how in the hell it got there. 

    He told emergency room personnel that he had no memory of what happened to him.  Probably a good thing in this case! 

    He’s been charged with resisting arrest, 1st and 3rd degree assault and battery and indecent exposure. 

    Nothing to report on the condition of the mouse.

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  • Woman assaults police officer with sex toy!

    Crime, Police and Law Enforcement, Weird News 11.11.2010 103 Comments

    Carol Lee Bildsten

     

    Carol Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, IL has been charged with aggravated assault.  

    Police became involved with Carol when she allegedly ran out on her bill at Joe’s Crab Shack, Tuesday evening.  

    An officer responding to Carol’s residence, to discuss the incident at Joe’s was assault by what Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.”  To the rest of us that would be a dildo…. LOL.  Are you cracking up yet? 

    A full police report is not available yet, but Blidsten was taken into custody and was resting in a cell as of Wednesday afternoon. 

    She has been charged with aggravated assault and theft of labor services. 

    The image of this woman attacking this police officer with her dildo was just to freaking hilarious to pass up.  

    LMAO… I really needed a good laugh this morning.

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