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Updated – Woman’s Bogus Texts Lead to SWAT Response
I’ll have to just come right out and say it. Some bitches just have snakes in their heads. 19-year-old Alexandra Dahm comes to mind. Early Thursday morning Dahm sent some text messages to a friend after she suddenly went missing from the Connect Lounge on Auburn Avenue including some that said “they will not allow [...]
Alabama Woman Arrested For Lying About Stabbing
Earlier this month deputies from the Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Department along with the Vance PD responded to a report of a burglary and stabbing in Coaling, Alabama. They found 58-year-old Jane Weaver suffering from a stab wound. The woman told police that she had heard a noise from the back of her house and saw [...]
Parolee at large arrested in a G-string
At 4:00 am on Friday, April 23rd Lodi, CA police found themselves faced with a man wearing only an Oakland Raiders jacket, lacey g-string panties, socks and scrunchie around his genitals. The man, Shawn Batie (42) appeared to be under the influence of methamphetamines. I certainly hope he was under the influence of something… and doesn’t [...]
Floriduh woman arrested, hides crack pipe in va-jay-jay
Deputies woman hid crack pipe in vagina On April 19th, undercover narcotics agents working a sting in Punta Gorda, FL arrested Arlina Romero (28). According to reports Romero, recognized from previous drug dealings, walked out of a known drug house. As she was approached by deputies she turned and began to take off, in [...]
Shane Hale Needed A Ride
26-year-old Shane Hale was at a hospital in Hazard County, Kentucky and apparently needed a ride home. Rather than, you know, calling for a ride from a friend or calling a cab the man decided he would just find his own way. Hale managed to get inside an ambulance while the crew was inside the [...]
Evan Brown Thinks He’s a Vampire
20-year-old Evan Francis Brown of Albertville, Alabama has been arrested and charged with 2nd-degree Assault by the Gadsden Police after he allegedly used a fork or spoon to brand a “V” into a 17-year-old’s forehead back in October. Brown, who claims he’s a vampire and lives with a group of other losers who call themselves [...]
Wisconsin woman sexually assaulted with live snake
On November 24th, two men John D. Bullock (24) and Damonta D. Jones(25) were charged with first-degree sexual assault, in Eau Claire County, Wis. Court. The two men are accused of sexually assaulting a 32-year-old woman and penetrating her with a live snake during the assault. What in the hell where do these freaks [...]
L.A. man gets probation for sexually assaulting dog…
In Los Angles, a 62-year-old man has been convicted of having sex with a dog he adopted from an animal shelter. The Animal Cruelty Task Force arrested Wade Strickland on February 2nd after he was seen sexually violating the female German shepherd mix beneath a freeway over pass. Nasty Ass! On Tuesday, Strickland pleaded [...]
Mouse-infested naked man, arrested for burglary
It was a bizarre night in Seneca, SC Monday for Oconee County Sheriff’s Deputies, when they responded to a burglary call and found their suspect naked with a mouse in his rectum. What?? Yep you heard it right he was naked with a mouse in his ass. Authorities responded late Monday morning after a [...]
Woman assaults police officer with sex toy!
Carol Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, IL has been charged with aggravated assault. Police became involved with Carol when she allegedly ran out on her bill at Joe’s Crab Shack, Tuesday evening. An officer responding to Carol’s residence, to discuss the incident at Joe’s was assault by what Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine [...]