20-year-old Ewin Ezekiel Holyfield of Fayetteville, Georgia, the son of former heavyweight boxing champ Evander Holyfield, was arrested and then released from jail on $2,726 bond after being charged with Marijuana Possession.

The man was arrested Saturday in Peachtree City, Georgia after being pulled over. Police found marijuana in several areas of the vehicle and Holyfield was charged wit Possession of Less than an Ounce of Marijuana, Driving with a Suspended License, Expired Tags and Defective Equipment.

Ewin is pretty active on Twitter and his last post Saturday was around 2:30 am from his Blackberry and the next one “Summer breaks over…Time to buckle down” was on Sunday afternoon. Let’s hope so and this little incident will slap you awake dude.

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A court in Yuma, Arizona has issued a bench warrant for Dwayne Carter a.k.a. ‘Lil Wayne’ after he failed to appear for a final trial management conference. Carter is charged with drug and weapon offenses in Arizona after an arrest in January 2008 about an hour east of Yuma. Police found cocaine, ecstasy and a handgun on his tour bus at the time.

Carter’s attorney gave a pretty convincing reason as to why he couldn’t be at the court-ordered conference…he just recently started serving a one year sentence in New York after he was arrested for having a loaded handgun on his tour bus when he was caught smoking pot.

In 2007 Carter was arrested in Idaho on felony charges of being a fugitive for drug charges here in Atlanta back in 2006. The fugitive charges were later dropped. He was detained briefly in 2009 in Texas after Marijuana was found on his tour bus.

Now there’s someone for your kids to take life lessons from…NOT.

Lil Wayne’s MySpace

Local Atlanta-based rapper Waka Flocka Flame, a.k.a. Juaquin James Malphurs, was arrested and is being held in the Houston (pronounced house-ton if you aren’t from around these parts) on a probation violation.

23-year-old Malphurs is already on probation for possession of a sawed-off shotgun but the Houston Sheriff’s Office isn’t saying what the man was arrested for this time.

Waka Flocka Flame is signed to So Icey Entertainment, a label founded by none other than Gucci Mane, who we have already written about here.

Waka Flocka Flame’s MySpace page

Back around the middle of November I wrote about 26-year-old Edis Kayaler. Kayaler is the man who threatened to release a photo of Cindy Crawford’s daughter bound and gagged in a chair unless Crawford paid him off.

Back in November Kayaler turned himself in and then a judge denied him bond because he felt the man was a flight risk.

Kayaler has now been convicted of Extortion in a German court and was sentenced to spend two years in a German prison.

Thanks to Me ToSee for the update.

Nick Snyder of Manhattan, NY was recently visiting a friend of his just north of Little Rock, Arkansas and the 21-year-old male model apparently had a bit much to drink. As a matter of fact, when he and his friend got into a drunken argument and police were called he was so drunk that they had to hold him up.

After being arrested for Public Drunkenness and Disorderly Conduct Snyder attempted to talk the arresting officer into stopping the car and letting him go on the way to the Independence County jail. He even offered to blow the cop in exchange for letting him go. I don’t know about you, but offering to blow the cop is probably something a 21-year-old good looking guy needs to offer an Arkansas deputy. They don’t take kindly to ass bandits in them parts…

According to The Smoking Gun he told the deputy,

If you stop I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go.

Anyway, once they arrived at the jail Snyder made things worse for himself by offering a blow job to the corrections officer who was trying to book the man into the jail. In addition to the minor charges Snyder faces for getting so shit-faced he’s now also facing charges of Attempting to Influence a Public Servant. Is that what they call it now?

Snyder is currently free on $780 bond and was supposed to return to Arkansas on February 17th for trial. I don’t yet know the outcome of the trial.

what choo talkin bout willis?

Damn, son. He looks seriously pissed. I wouldn’t want to be the one on the receiving end of that damn stare. So what does Gary Coleman have to be so pissed about other than the fact that he’s a former child star who is still expected to be a productive member of society?

Police in Santaquin City, Utah paid a visit to Coleman’s home on Sunday in response to a civil disturbance call. It hasn’t been confirmed yet but it’s quite possible they were having a dwarf tossing contest. Anyway, no charges were filed but when they ran a computer check a bench warrant turned up on a failure to appear on a misdemeanor domestic violence incident last year.

The 41-year-old man was booked without incident and lodged in the Utah County Jail on $1,725 bond which he has apparently posted.

If it weren’t for this entire story being a punch line of enormous proportions I probably wouldn’t even be posting this here. I just couldn’t help myself. Neither could comedian Andy Dick apparently.

Dick was arraigned in Cabell County, West Virginia this Saturday past on two counts of Sexual Abuse for allegedly grabbing a bouncer’s privates at the Funny Bone comedy club in Huntington, about an hour west of Charleston.

Dick’s bail has been set at $60,000. He has a hearing on February 2^nd.

According to his latest tweet Andy says,

There are two sides to every story. Please reserve judgement until you hear mine. Thank you

Yes, I know judgment is misspelled. The quote is directly from his vocabulary, not mine.

Dick is currently on probation for Sexual Battery after he pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s shirt and bra in 2008. I find it funny that on several sites I have come across reporting on this new one they refer to the 2008 incident as alleged. No, it was alleged before he was convicted. After being convicted he was guilty of Sexual Battery. Nothing frigging alleged about that.

• Andy Dick’s Twitter profile
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Steve Babik is a long-time sports broadcaster for the University of Florida, having been employed by them since 1987. He used to be the sideline reporter for Gators football games. The 50-year-old man has now been charged with Receipt and Distribution of Child Pornography and Possession of Child Pornography by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Babik had a court appearance yesterday, pleaded Not Guilty and was released on his own recognizance.

The U.S. Attorney isn’t commenting on the ongoing investigation, saying it’s too early to release any other information.

The University did release a statement after his hearing yesterday saying,

We were made aware of the investigation in late November and immediately suspended Steve Babik. Now that he has been charged, his employment has been terminated. We are deeply disturbed by the charges.

If Babik is convicted he faces maximum jail of 20 years, lifelong probation as a sex offender and a $250,000 fine.

What really annoys me is that if it were just some schmoe they damn sure wouldn’t have released him on his own recognizance.

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How’s that for a damned where-are-they-now photo. Life has obviously been not quite so kind to 28-Year-Old former child actor and punk rocker Brian Bonsall, who played youngest son Andy Keaton on Family Ties, the sitcom with Michael J. Fox, although I have the feeling that it comes mostly due to bad choices on Bonsall’s part. Bonsall also played Alexander Rozhenko, the son of Worf, on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Bonsall, who already had a bench warrant out for him for violating probation he received after assaulting his girlfriend three years ago, was arrested on December 5th after he assaulted a friend, hitting him over the head with a broken bar stool at an apartment in Boulder, Colorado. Bonsall lives in Westminster, about 20 miles south of Boulder.

Bonsall was charged with Assault and lodged in the Boulder County Jail on $7,500 bond. He was still in jail as of 6:00 a.m. this morning on charges of 3rd-degree Assault and 2nd-degree Assault.

Someone who has access to Brian’s MySpace page or possibly a wannabe thug logged into the account on December 11th, during the period of time he has been incarcerated.

In 2001 Bonsall was convicted of DUI and in 2004 he was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving.

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28-Year-Old David Allen Tyner, a cage fighter from Locust Grove, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with six counts of first-degree murder in the shooting deaths of four people who were found in a burning house in Oklahoma City. Two of his victims, Brooke Philips and Milagrous Barrera, were pregnant, thus the extra two counts of murder.

The arrest affidavit shows that a witness at the home told the police that someone known as ‘Hooligan’ was arguing with one of the victims when the shootings happened. Law Enforcement later identified ‘Hooligan” as Tyner. The witness managed to get away and run from the house when Tyler yelled at him that he had no problem with the witness.

Tyner used two different guns as well as knives in the murders, all of which were found at the scene along with Marijuana and assorted drug paraphernalia.

The murders became national news last week because Brooke Phillips had worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a brothel near Carson City Nevada that has been featured on “Cathouse”, a reality show on HBO.

Gary Becker. Husband. Father of two. Mayor of Racine, Wisconsin. Becker has racked up a successful career. A popular Democratic politician, he ran unopposed in 2007. You would think that someone in the news and in the “know” would know better but apparently not.

Racine city tech support had to come in to fix his computer back in December ‘08 and while there they found pornography. Having porn isn’t necessarily illegal as long as it’s child porn but like most companies and communities the City of Racine frowns on surfing for porn when you should be running the city. Unfortunately not only was he allegedly surfing for porn but it was child porn. I guess if it had been just “porn” porn he might have been able to fight it since it was his personal computer (that the contractor worked on during city time).

When police were notified they decided to set up a sting. A Wisconsin State Investigator posed as a 14-year-old girl and chatted with Mr Mayor, who promptly set up a date to have sex with the supposed youngster. The chat took place in mid-January and is pretty graphic. You can read it in it’s entirety in the criminal complaint here.

Now the state has charged him with child enticement, possession of child pornography, exposing a child to harmful materials, attempted second-degree sexual assault of a child, use of a computer to facilitate a child sex crime and misconduct in public office..

Being as how the Mayor is probably right in assuming that the folks in Racine aren’t particularly happy with him anymore the mayor has filed a motion for a change of venue in his case.

According to Becker’s alleged Yahoo profile (which I can’t find anymore) his interests include “seducing all age females into being hot sluts”.

Becker resigned as Mayor back in January before the city aldermen could ask for his resignation, saying that it would be better for the city if he resigned.

I know this case is several months old but I am posting it now for a couple of reasons. One is because I missed it back in January and the second is because his trial date has been set for February 1st.

Say it isn’t so…

Veco is an energy company based out of Alaska and he has intervened before on their behalf in congress. Apparently they have done hundreds of thousands of $$$ worth of work to his house and he tried to conceal that fact. Naughty, naughty…

He has been charged with seven counts of making false statements on his Senate financial disclosure forms and he is denying the charges. According to Senator Stevens “I have never knowingly submitted a false disclosure form by law as a U.S. senator” And in other news monkeys are going to fly out of my ass any time…

Oh, by the way, the CEO of Veco pled guilty in 2007 to paying out more than $400,000 in payments to Alaskan officials according to the Department of Justice. As part of his plea he is cooperating with the DOJ.

If you will remember, I posted last year about the joint FBI and IRS raid on his home in which two oil company executives and a state lobbyist have later been charged.

Stevens is the longest serving Republican Senator and I think it’s about time to get his old ass out of the senate.

One thing totally unrelated to it that I found interesting…Check out the judge right at the beginning of the video. The dude has long hair and a ponytail. It’s not that I find it distasteful or disturbing in the least. I used to have hair halfway down my back, but it was surprising to me that a judge would. I don’t know, I guess maybe I am still stuck in the conservative age or something as I get older.

I am part of the business community and I believe that as such I should look and dress like the rest of them. If/when I get to retire I am sure that I will go back to not cutting my hair again, except that this time it will have more of a Gallagher look to it…Scary thought.

Bwahaha. Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.

I can remember back when he was arrested for murder back in the ’90s. I was still BBSing at that point online, and doing the same thing at work as I am doing now. I used to chat with my buddy Nightfalcon, who I think is in Tallahassee or some place right now. Anyway, we would talk about OJ and I was sure that bastard was going to be convicted.

Things are a bit different in Vegas than they are in Los Angeles though, particularly in the demographics of the area. He has pled not guilty to 12 criminal counts, which if convicted could get him sent to prison for life. One can only hope…

Remember Judge Roy Pearson? That’s the fool that sued for $54 million over the loss of his pants.

Well, he may now lose his job. It’s hard to be humble when you’re so darn stupid.

Updated 1-16-2008. I have done a bit of reading on the lawsuit against the dry cleaners. While Pearson may have had a small claim against them and a valid complaint, it certainly wasn’t worth the frivolous lawsuit. Here’s what Wiki has to say about it:

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At least Vegas isn’t like L.A. where the jury ended up acquitting Simpson because they were afraid of thousands of black people acting like fools and rioting through the streets (even though they did anyway).

One of the victims, Bruce Fromong has had a major heart attack and has been hospitalized since Monday night and is in the intensive care unit. I suppose if he doesn’t recover maybe they can finally get Simpson on a murder charge after all of these years.

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Once I get a bit of time I will head on over and post some more information.

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The guy was creating a disturbance in a bar and was asked by management to leave. He refused, so they called the cops. When arrested, AFTER arguing with the cops, he was found to be in possession of a small amount of pot. Of course NOW it’s because he does drugs. It’s all about the pot.

No, what it is about is the fact that he is a fucking dumbass who just happens to smoke pot, giving the pro-war on drugs idiots something else to point their finger at.

I run a business. If you create a disturbance in my restaurant, you will normally be asked to shut the fuck up. After that, you get asked to leave. If you refuse, guess what? The fucking police are called and you get your ass arrested for criminal trespassing (which he was also charged with BTW). That makes you the fucking dumbass. If you happen to have something on you that you shouldn’t, more your stupidity.

BTW, thanks for the link to the USMJP Libby.

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