Carol Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, IL has been charged with aggravated assault.
Police became involved with Carol when she allegedly ran out on her bill at Joe’s Crab Shack, Tuesday evening.
An officer responding to Carol’s residence, to discuss the incident at Joe’s was assault by what Cmdr. Jay Patrick called “a rigid feminine pleasure device.” To the rest of us that would be a dildo…. LOL. Are you cracking up yet?
A full police report is not available yet, but Blidsten was taken into custody and was resting in a cell as of Wednesday afternoon.
She has been charged with aggravated assault and theft of labor services.
The image of this woman attacking this police officer with her dildo was just to freaking hilarious to pass up.
LMAO… I really needed a good laugh this morning.