The pair of shitheels pictured above are 19-year-olds Adoniyah Israel and Donna Sweet of Ocala, Florida. Since they are being featured here you know damn sure they haven’t been picked as parents of the week. Oh hell no, not by a long shot.
Police in Gainesville, Florida came across the couple last Sunday night in the street after responding to calls about a street fight. By the time they arrived a small crowd had gathered and the two were in the middle of a shouting match. Israel was waving his fists in the air and shouting at his baby mama.
When officers attempted to calm the two down Sweet ran up to an officer and tried to push him down. He took her down instead and Israel started to come after them, at least until one of the officers pulled out his taser to hold the man at bay. As they were trying to cuff Israel his girlfriend broke free and tried to pull an officer off of Israel. Both were eventually subdued.
Turns out that the infant child of the couple was in the neo-natal ICU at Shand’s Children’s Hospital and the two were so stressed out about the situation that they decided to get their party on and drop some acid. They were both charged with Brawling and Resisting Arrest With Violence and lodged in the Alachua County Jail.
My 12-year-old daughter spent her first 40 days in ICU at Scottish Rite Children’s Hospital. Either my wife or I spent most of our time there watching over her or just sitting and waiting. At no point in that month and a half do I ever recall feeling the need to do a bit of acid and beat the crap out of my wife. Maybe we’re just strange but somehow I doubt it.


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