All I can say is…Holy dogshit!
It doesn’t matter what this post is about because your eyes are going to keep wandering up to the fine photo above.
I’m all for expressing yourself. Hell, my ears have so many damned closed up holes from earrings I don’t even remember how many I used to have. The oldest one is still open, I usually will jam something in there every year or two just to make sure of it. I used to have hair halfway down my back. My son died his hair several different shades of the rainbow until he got into high school as well.
What the fuck? Why would anyone want to walk around looking like a fucking reject from Star Wars? Kind of limits the ability to find a job later in life, dontcha think?
So here’s the deal. 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill of Tulsa, Oklahoma had been having some kind of a problem with his landlord and it turned into an argument this Tuesday that carried out into the front yard.
When the two men reached the roadway Thornhill allegedly hopped in his kicking Ford Windstar van (definitely a chick magnet) and tried to run the woman over with it. Luckily she was able to jump out of the way.
Thornhill was arrested and charged with Assault With a Dangerous Weapon and lodged into the Tulsa County Jail. He’s been released on $10,000 bond.
