20-year-old Alexander Michael Lemke must have really had the munchies on Friday night. The pot-head broke into his neighbor’s house and stole their 2005 Toyota Solara around 1:30 in the morning and headed out to the nearest McDonald’s where he tried to trade marijuana and pills for his cheeseburgers.
911 was called and Pinellas County deputies showed up pretty quickly to apprehend Lemke. Deputies reportedly found a ‘collection’ of drugs in the console. Lemke was charged with Grand Theft Auto, Driving With a Suspended/Revoked License and eight different drug-related charges.
Someone must figure Lemke won’t get out anytime soon because they’ve deposited almost $600 in his commissary account. Considering that this is the fifth time (on all different drug charges) he’s been in the Pinellas County jail since 2008 they may just be right.

