Is That a Bomb Up Your Ass or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Thanks to Me ToSee I came across this wonderful little story earlier today.

A couple of weeks ago a CHP officer came across 60-year-old Steven Ferrini sitting in his car in a no parking zone. He was found to be in possession of what they believed was Methamphetamine and arrested. When he was searched the officer found a suspicious wire with an on/off switch in his pants pocket. The wire went from his pocket into his fudge tunnel of love. Ferrini claimed it was an anal vibrator.

The arresting officers decided to take him to a local hospital to have it removed and stopped at the office first. While there Ferrini started talking about bombs and how to make them. The officers were afraid that he might have a bomb up his ass and notified the supervisor on duty and the bomb squad.

They ended up evacuating the office and around THREE hours later the bomb disposal unit “rendered the device safe” and decided it was, after all, an anal vibrator.

“Rendered the device safe”.

Damn.

I wonder which lucky guy got to pull the thing out of his anal cavity to take a look at it? Those guys damn sure don’t get paid enough to deal with that kind of explosive device…particularly after it’s been there for more than three hours. Perhaps Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs needs to spend some time with them.