Me ToSee sent me a link to this over at AccessAtlanta a couple of days ago but I’ve been pretty busy at work and hadn’t had time to check it out. I had also come across it over the weekend but since I didn’t have a mugshot at the time I decided to skip it. Thanks to the inestimable Smoking Gun we now have a mug.
31-year-old Toni Tramel was arrested last week for public drunk. She was taken to the Daviess County Jail in Kentucky to be booked. When Officer Lula Brown asked her to change into a jail uniform she was too drunk to comply so Brown tried to help her out.
When Tramel took her bra off in the jail shower she grabbed hold of her breast and squirted Brown in the face and neck with breast milk then tried to do it again but luckily the lactating woman was unsuccessful.
In addition to the public intoxication charge Tramel has now been charged with 3rd degree Assault on a Police Officer and is lodged in the Daviess County Jail on $10,000 bond.
If the woman was lactating doesn’t that generally mean she is either pregnant or has recently given birth? What the fuck was she thinking to get so damned drunk that she would get arrested for it? Celebrating the birth?

