The title says it all, or at least most of it.
52-year-old Terrence Miles of Ypsilanti, Michigan was at the public library last Thursday and the other patrons got quite a shock when the man emerged from the children’s section stark naked. A librarian then got another treat when Miles thrust his hips at her.
Terrence then threw his clothes back on, grabbed a handful of children’s books and exited the library. Law enforcement was able to track him down since he had asked for help finding books before his nekked hijinks.
The man turned himself into police at the station Monday but when they went to book him he took off like a bat out of hell. Police found him a short time later. He has been charged with Larceny, Resisting Arrest and Indecent Exposure. He has already pleaded guilty to Indecent Exposure.
In addition to the charges the library is revoking his library card as well.



