While this really isn’t a crime story, there is a bit of an element of crime here and it’s just weird enough for me to post.
Apparently a woman in Manitowoc, Wisconsin and her boyfriend went around barriers at the Lincoln Park Zoo enclosure there a bear was being held in order to get close enough to feed the thing.
You know those signs that say “Don’t feed the bears!”?
They are fucking-a serious as 47-year-old Tracy Weiler could tell you.
Tracy was allegedly trying to feed something to the bear out of a plastic bag and the bear apparently mistook Tracy’s fingers for whatever tasty treat she was trying to feed the damned thing. You FUCKTARD! Just because they are in the zoo doesn’t mean they are tame. That’s where the fucking cages come in. bwahaha.
Weiler lost her thumb and forefinger as well as a portion of her ring and middle fingers and her boyfriend, 51-year-old Lawrence Bosworth, was also bitten while he was trying to pry the bears jaws open to free his girlfriends fingers.
Free them he did. <snicker>
It’s been reported that alcohol might have played a factor in the incident. Say it isn’t so…
Down here in the deep south this kind of stuff usually follows some inebriated jackass saying “hey Jasper, watch this!…”
Of course, I may have been the inebriated jackass a time or two but thus far I have kept the hands from the mouths of bears.
