33-year-old Donna Toure of Cincinnati, Ohio was arrested last week after an undercover officer was offered sexual services in exchange for money.
I though I had perhaps misread the story when I first saw it but Donna Toure must be the cheapest whore on the market. Hell, for $5 I would be afraid to tap that ass. There’s no telling what bugs might crawl out.
Actually, she wanted more than just $5 as she told the undercover policeman. She wanted something else as well.
A jaw breaker.
No, there isn’t some new drug out there called the jaw breaker. She wanted a big hard piece of candy, I guess to get the taste of dick out of her mouth after. Whatever.
Toure also has some outstanding warrants as well. One of them was for a prior prostitution offense (perhaps she was just offering a discount this week?) and the other was for child endangerment. Speaking of endangering children, Toure was arrested in June of 2009 for leaving her three young kids at home alone. Her kids are 4, 2 and 1.
