35-year-old Robin Michelle Watkins of Ocoee, Florida could give McGruff a run for his money taking a bite out of crime but instead she decided to bite her mother’s cheek off.
Robin was at her mother’s house Sunday morning, had misplaced her purse and keys and accused her mother of losing them. The two started arguing and as the fight escalated Watkins hit her mother several times with the telephone and threatened to strangle her with the cord. She also bit her on the left cheek taking a chunk of skin out.
Watkins was arrested and charged with Aggravated Battery Resulting in Disfigurement, Tampering With a Witness and Simple Battery. She’s currently lodged in the Pinellas County Jail on $35,150 bond.
Her current MySpace status is “going crazy”. How apropos.

