You know how it is…Once you’ve had a kid your ass just isn’t quite the same size it used to be so what do you do if you’ve just recently had a kid but you’ve spent all your money on rent for your trailer? Hell, that’s easy. Go to Wal-Mart and steal some shit!

That’s exactly what 29-year-old Tiffany Lynn Boatwright of Ocala, Florida did. She went to Wal-Mart and stole her some panties as well as some perfume and a box of diapers. When she was stopped at the front door she attempted to fight with the security guys and the door greeter, knocking her ten-week-old baby around in the shopping cart as she fought with them.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you that part. Tiffany couldn’t find a babysitter for her little shoplifting trip so she just took the pesky little bugger along with her.

Along with the panties and diapers police recovered bras, some other baby items, Q-tips, light bulbs (where the fuck were those hidden I wonder?) and watches. A little over $300 in merchandise.

Hey Tiffany, here’s a clue for you. Get a fucking job and buy your shit! I guess it’s a bit difficult to keep a job in between trips to jail though. You see, Tiffany was arrested last month on DUI charges. She also has previous convictions for drugs.

So what does Tiffany have to say about it? According to Ocala.com,

OK, I stole it, but they grabbed me and took my baby, and they can’t do that because they’re not police officers. Some of the stuff I needed, and some I wanted.

Apparently Boatwright’s husband just recently lost his job as well. Somehow I think it was more of a performance-related job loss than anything else.