Just look at the fine upstanding member of society above. While looks can certainly be deceiving and stereotypes are usually wrong, in this case 22-year-old John Waters from Volusia County, Florida is exactly the scumbag that he appears to be.
John and his girlfriend were sleeping together along with their 3-month-old baby when the baby woke up crying, probably wanting to be fed or changed, You know how those pesky babies are, always wanting to be fed or have the shit wiped off of their asses.
Anyway, not wanting to be awakened by his spawn Waters rolled over, punched his son Damien twice in the stomach and then slapped him across the mouth. That’s showing him, John! Teach that baby not to mess with a grown man while he’s sleeping.
Water’s girlfriend witnessed the beating and took the baby to his grandmother’s house where they called the police. That’s John’s mother’s house, just in case you were wondering. Good for her.
The baby was hospitalized with five fractured ribs and Waters was lodged in the Volusia County Jail on $50,000 bond. He’s been charged with Aggravated Child Battery.
According to John’s MySpace (shadow_wolf_1987),
I’m a monster. one that should be locked away or killed. taking a few days to myself. maybe with this time I can go from a monster to a man.
On the surface of things I would certainly agree with Waters and kindly offer my services to run his sorry ass over but then again, maybe he can move on past this and become a good parent.
Aw, who the fuck am I kidding.
