I’ve said some really stupid shit while drunk but for the most part I tend to just be quiet and behave if/when I am drinking. It takes a lot of liquor for me to just get diarrhea of the mouth, but some people aren’t quite as lucky I guess. Talking about alcohol and diarrhea of the mouth brings us right to the dim bulb of the evening, 22-year-old Brandie Gilley from Crestview, Florida.

According to her arrest warrant back in December of this past year Brandie entered into the 15-year-old son of a friend’s bedroom shortly after midnight around the 11th of December. She woke the boy up and after giving him head played ride ‘em cowboy. Once she was finished she told the boy not to say anything so as to keep them out of trouble.

All was fine and dandy until one night recently when she and the mother were sitting around getting nice and shitfaced and she told the woman exactly what she had done to her son. Needless to say, things went downhill for Brandie after that.

She admitted during an interview to having let the boy fondle her but that’s it.

Brandie Michelle Gilley is currently lodged in the Okaloosa County, Florida Jail on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.

Brandie has not one, not two, but FIVE different MySpace accounts, certainly attempts to create them one after another when she couldn’t remember her password and apparently didn’t notice the big-assed I FORGOT MY PASSWORD link. “Bambi’s” current MySpace is here.