Author and owner of Captain Obvious' Crime Site. I have been blogging in one form or another since the days of Fidonet and BBSes in the early nineties. Started blogging in it's current form around 10 years ago and got seriously interested in crime in 2005, about the time Natalee Holloway vanished. I've been hooked ever since.
  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Wow.  He looks like such a pussy.  You can read a book by it’s cover.

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

      Definitely. Can’t stand up to anyone else so he takes it out on the weaker sex, most of which could probably kick his ass.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Wow.  He looks like such a pussy.  You can read a book by it’s cover.

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

      Definitely. Can’t stand up to anyone else so he takes it out on the weaker sex, most of which could probably kick his ass.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Weaker sex?? What the…… I think I’m offended. Did you mis the part where we push GIANT heads through tiny holes?  Let’s see you do that!!8-O

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

      Since discretion is the better part of valor I think I will step back from that battle :)

      • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

        FYI – I had a C-section.  I never squeezed nothing through anywhere.  My son was 9 pounds 6 ounces.  Forget that noise.  I’ll take being the weaker sex with my goods still intact.

        • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

          Yeah, that’s how big my son was as well and the wife had a c-section with him. The girls were smaller and natural. Luckily labor wasn’t too long with either of them. Hell, with my youngest we made it with 12 minutes to spare. The nurse and I delivered the baby and the doctor made it in time for the afterbirth. I would call him an ass but it was 2am and they ended up having something like 3 emergency c-sections going on when we made it there.

          It was actually pretty cool.

          • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

            Holy cow!!  I was in labor for 17 hours before they decided to take him via C-sec.  What a complete waste of time.  Then I changed to a different gyno who told me I would never be able to deliver a baby vaginally.  Um….. Someone would have told me that a few years ago.  Thanks.  She told me that I should go cuss the doc out that delivered my son.  No shit!  Ya think????  Now you know why I only have one.:roll:

  • http://www.sickcrimes.us/profile?u=April April

    Weaker sex?? What the…… I think I’m offended. Did you mis the part where we push GIANT heads through tiny holes?  Let’s see you do that!!8-O

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

      Since discretion is the better part of valor I think I will step back from that battle :)

      • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

        FYI – I had a C-section.  I never squeezed nothing through anywhere.  My son was 9 pounds 6 ounces.  Forget that noise.  I’ll take being the weaker sex with my goods still intact.

        • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

          Yeah, that’s how big my son was as well and the wife had a c-section with him. The girls were smaller and natural. Luckily labor wasn’t too long with either of them. Hell, with my youngest we made it with 12 minutes to spare. The nurse and I delivered the baby and the doctor made it in time for the afterbirth. I would call him an ass but it was 2am and they ended up having something like 3 emergency c-sections going on when we made it there.

          It was actually pretty cool.

          • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

            Holy cow!!  I was in labor for 17 hours before they decided to take him via C-sec.  What a complete waste of time.  Then I changed to a different gyno who told me I would never be able to deliver a baby vaginally.  Um….. Someone would have told me that a few years ago.  Thanks.  She told me that I should go cuss the doc out that delivered my son.  No shit!  Ya think????  Now you know why I only have one.:roll:

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    testing.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    testing.

  • Guest

    whats his girlfriends name?

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

      What fucking difference does that make?