Author and owner of Captain Obvious' Crime Site. I have been blogging in one form or another since the days of Fidonet and BBSes in the early nineties. Started blogging in it's current form around 10 years ago and got seriously interested in crime in 2005, about the time Natalee Holloway vanished. I've been hooked ever since.
  • Kona

    Dont bash what you dont know anything about. I’m not saying what she did is good, but she did what she did for reasons.

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      What the fuck?  You are admittingthat she did it.  And justifying her actions by saying she had a reason???  She fucking stabbed someone.  Are you retarded?

      • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

        All I could do was laugh…

        • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

          I started to laugh but then I remembered that I hate stupid people.

          • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

            Right now I am pretty much not discriminating and hate everyone. It’s either that or smoke so I choose to provide the much needed service of being hateful to all.

            • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

              Wow.  Are you and trench quitting together?

              I hate most everyone…. But don’t smoke.  I pretty much know that most people are full of shit so I hae low expectations from the start.  It’s just easier.  I know people think I’m a bitch – what the fuck do I care?

              *shrugs*

            • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

              No, I didn’t realize he was trying to quit again. I just figure rather than dying from some nasty lung disease I would try and live long enough for my kids to carry me up and down the stairs, spoon feed me and change my diapers, providing of course they don’t chuck me down said stairs first.

            • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

              That is one habit I am glad I never adopted.  I have other issues though.  I like $500 purses.  Is there a meeting or a patch for that?

      • Ebonyngoth

        He was trying to kill me and our unborn child. So stfu

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          There’s always an excuse, isn’t there?  You scream, kick, call the police.  See yoiu in Hell, bitch.

          • Ebonyngoth

            actually I didn’t call the police :P

            • Urban Sidhe

              Oh boy… You say it with that nice little emoticon like you are proud of that…

              April is saying what you should have done. Instead of taking matters into your own hands and having an assault or attempted murder charge. Far as I can tell, your boyfriend wasn’t in jail. So how smart was that decision?

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              There is no point arguing with this retard.  It’s sort of like chasing parked cars.

            • Urban Sidhe

              Well you’d think she’d hit one and get a clue. And if we were lucky, a concussion.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              In a perfect world.

            • Venom1bikini

              replying to Urban: shes not saying what she did was right. But what is done is done, in the end.

        • SlyFawkes

          If he was trying to kill you, wouldn’t you have stabbed him in the front defensively?

          • Ebonyngoth

            I tried, thats how I cut his face when I raised the knife. There was another knife on the counter and he went to grab it so I stabbed him before he could hurt me further

            • SlyFawkes

              *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*.  Lying about this, lying about miscarried/stillborn/dead adoptive babies, lying about rapes, stalking families…you make me fucking sick.  You’ve admitted publicly to being a compulsive liar, but have they realized yet that you’re also a sociopath? You’ve ruined peoples’ lives just because you crave attention, and you feel no remorse for that.   You’re a disgusting excuse for a human being…you’re not even human, just a sack of organs.  You make it so much harder for REAL victims to be taken seriously, and that’s tragic.  Karma is going to eat you alive.

  • Kona

    Dont bash what you dont know anything about. I’m not saying what she did is good, but she did what she did for reasons.

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      What the fuck?  You are admittingthat she did it.  And justifying her actions by saying she had a reason???  She fucking stabbed someone.  Are you retarded?

      • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

        All I could do was laugh…

        • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

          I started to laugh but then I remembered that I hate stupid people.

          • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

            Right now I am pretty much not discriminating and hate everyone. It’s either that or smoke so I choose to provide the much needed service of being hateful to all.

            • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

              Wow.  Are you and trench quitting together?

              I hate most everyone…. But don’t smoke.  I pretty much know that most people are full of shit so I hae low expectations from the start.  It’s just easier.  I know people think I’m a bitch – what the fuck do I care?

              *shrugs*

            • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

              No, I didn’t realize he was trying to quit again. I just figure rather than dying from some nasty lung disease I would try and live long enough for my kids to carry me up and down the stairs, spoon feed me and change my diapers, providing of course they don’t chuck me down said stairs first.

            • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

              That is one habit I am glad I never adopted.  I have other issues though.  I like $500 purses.  Is there a meeting or a patch for that?

  • Kona

    Maybe I actually know her

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

      Do you have a point?

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      Kudos to you.  You want a cookie because you know this psycho cunt?

      • Ebonyngoth

        judging much?

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          Yeah… So?

  • Kona

    Maybe I actually know her

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us Captain Obvious

      Do you have a point?

    • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

      Kudos to you.  You want a cookie because you know this psycho cunt?

  • Kneedragger144

    you know… just because they don't know… doesn't mean i can't tell them. it is called freedom of speech after all kona. the bitch deserves to fucking rot for the bullshit she did. And to any guys that might run across her, careful she'll fuck your buddy, lie to you, then stab you because you tell her to fucking sleep in the other god damn room

  • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

    Just…Damn. There's really not much else to say. I dated a chick like that once. Pulled a knife on me too.

  • June

    Kona I actually do know the “psycho cunt” as april called her, we were best friends freshman year of high school and I don’t know if I could come up with two better words to describe her. She is a pathological lair, whore, and a psycho. She made her family pack up and move to Canada just because she lied to everyone in high school and almost got a kid put in jail because she’s a whore.

    • Artemis

      Definitely not going to argue with you there. She’s one of those people who draws you in with all the lies and shit, and then completely messes with your mind whenever she feels like it. She has NO respect for people’s well-being, and only cares about herself. Did I mention she enjoys breaking hearts and causing pain?

      • Stephanie Noircent

        You asshole Dave. Says the one who cheats on people.

      • Stephanie Noircent

        You asshole Dave. Says the one who cheats on people.

    • Artemis

      Definitely not going to argue with you there. She’s one of those people who draws you in with all the lies and shit, and then completely messes with your mind whenever she feels like it. She has NO respect for people’s well-being, and only cares about herself. Did I mention she enjoys breaking hearts and causing pain?

    • Ebonyngoth

      Actually he really did rape me you cuntbag

    • Ebonyngoth

      Actually he really did rape me you cuntbag

  • Ebonyngoth

    I suggest you remove this article or face charges of slander and defamation of character.

    -Stephanie Noircent

  • Ebonyngoth

    I suggest you remove this article or face charges of slander and defamation of character.

    -Stephanie Noircent

    • http://www.sickcrimes.us/ Captain Obvious

      What I will do is to remove some of your social networking links, something I have done on quite a few of my old entries anyway. What I WON’T do is remove the post. Feel free to sue me.

      • Ebonyngoth

        Thank you for at least that much and I will talk to my lawyer.

        -Stephanie Noircent

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          Social networking sites that are not set to private are fair game.  If you want privacy, delete your account and start a new one under a faux name.  It’s not rocket science.  I’d like to see you sue the owner of this blog.  Public information was used to create this story and you are the dumb ass whose networking sites we easy to find.  A lawyer (a good one anyways) will laugh his ass off at you.

          • Ebonyngoth

            Actually berating my character is illegal, criminal facts I’m not going to sue for. The sites were private, and I never asked him to delete those links, he kindly did that for me.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              Your “character”?  That’s laughable.  Tell me more.

            • Urban Sidhe

              Aren’t the social networking sites only private if you make them that way… You see that setting’s tool? Yeah… try that!

              He’s not berating your character, your former friends and flame are doing that for him.

        • Urban Sidhe

          Sure you can do that but since Cap’n O really didn’t say anything that was untrue, which is what defamation and Slander are, then you are wasting your time. This is a public forum based on news reports. Found your news report on a quick search on Google. Are you going to sue them for defamation and slander? Obviously, you haven’t been on this site much. The good blogger has some much more colorful language for people he “likes”.

          I’m not here to judge or call names but if he was trying to kill you and your unborn kid you’d think that you would… I don’t know… Leave.

          • Venom1bikini

            She tried to, its kindda hard when hes pushing her around and pulling her back in the house and shit.

          • JM

            She goes on about slander, when all this article and the posters have done are report facts. Then she goes and.. well, just read what she’s saying about me. I guess that’s what happens when you drop out.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              I think what she did makes her a worse person than you – even if the “slut” accusation is true.  BTW – why does a woman who enjoys sex have to be labeled a “slut”?  My guess is that she gan’t get dick as easily as you can and it burns her ass.

            • Ebonyngoth

              Just read what YOU’RE saying about me, smart one. Guess thats what happens when you ingest too much blood thinking you’re a vampire. I have proof to back up what I’m saying, do you?

  • jj

    “well you’ll never guess where I’ve been this past year”

    Damn, Stephanie, you’re a fucking idiot. Jeebus, white trash is not the word to describe you, scuzzbag.

    • Ebonyngoth

      So delete me from friends then, slut

      • jj

        Your profile is public, you skank. I don’t know you (THANK GOD!), but I figured why not check it out. You proved what a piece of shit you are. Bragging about be in jail is the epitome of white trash, whore.

      • jj

        Your profile is public, you skank. I don’t know you (THANK GOD!), but I figured why not check it out. You proved what a piece of shit you are. Bragging about be in jail is the epitome of white trash, whore.

      • jj

        Your profile is public, you skank. I don’t know you (THANK GOD!), but I figured why not check it out. You proved what a piece of shit you are. Bragging about be in jail is the epitome of white trash, whore.

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          JJ – You’re wasting time addressing the ditch pig.  Why bother?

          • jj

            I’m bored and fucking with trailer-trash is one of my favorite things.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              Fuck it.  Go for it.  I totally understand loving a good tard bash.

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          JJ – You’re wasting time addressing the ditch pig.  Why bother?

    • Ambermoon

      haha I know who that is. Tell him to shove it he doesn’t know you

      • jj

        Believe me when I say that none of you trailer-dwelling hillbillies know me.

        • Venom1bikini

          funny when none of us live in trailers or are hillbillies. You make me laugh you pathetic whore.

          • jj

            Quack, quack, quack

      • jj

        Believe me when I say that none of you trailer-dwelling hillbillies know me.

      • jj

        Believe me when I say that none of you trailer-dwelling hillbillies know me.

  • jj

    Couldn’t she use her “powers” for good? Like transforming that mug into something that didn’t make me throw up in my mouth whenever I look at that pic.

    • http://badbreeders.net/ April

      Bwahaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa

  • Venom1bikini

    you guys are all immature and disgusting. Steph is a beautiful person and I’m sorry you never got to know her. Cunts.

    • Urban Sidhe

      Apparently you didn’t read the comment. Some of the folks on here DO know her and certainly don’t see her as a beautiful person.

      • Venom1bikini

        they CLAIM to know her actually but they don’t. I asked her, she doesn’t know an April of a JJ or a June. That might not be thier real names but anyways Steph has changed a lot.

        • jj

          I guess ducks can’t read.

          I already said I don’t know the cunt.

          JEEBUS!!!

          • http://badbreeders.net/ April

            You BITCH!!  Don’t insult ducks.  They at least serve a pupose in life…. yummy with orange sauce.

        • monica0

          GEEEEZZZ, sounds like she really has you snowed, and no I am in no way claiming to know her, I am drawn to this one specific article every few days just to see the train wreck, makes me giggle everytime comments are added. I just HAD to let you know, if you had read all the comments you would understand that it’s not April or JJ claiming to know your buddy, it’s June, Artemis AKA Dave per Steph herself, Kona, and Kneedragger and yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s not that person’s REAL name. Rock on, you all make me laugh.

        • Urban Sidhe

          I have said nothing about her character. I merely judge by her own actions. She herself has noted that certain people on here do know her. Such as the guy she stabbed.

          FACT: She stabbed him in the back. So he couldn’t have been holding her at every moment.

          FACT (as far as I know): She went to jail not him.

          FACT: She says, almost proudly in fact that she did not call the police at all. So even after her attacker had been dispatched she STILL did not call the police.

          FACT: She’s allowing a bunch of trolls to get the better of her instead of excusing herself from the board after her public request to have certain info removed. Cap’s email is right under the Contact us tab and since I have sent in news posts to him I know he checks it, so she had no need to request it on a public forum. She is still embarrassing herself further.

          Me, myself, I merely offer my opinion without cursing or attacking most of the time because I bored and like to talk. The more she posts on here the more she proves that she has not changed as you so claim. I should also add that your coming to her defense, while noble, isn’t helpful. I’ve had friends like her who are perfectly nice at a distance but as they get closer their true colors show.

          • Venom1bikini

            she actually filed a police report on him attacking her. She kept him from manslaughter charges since thier baby died. Its what a battered woman does, they protect the abuser.

            • Urban Sidhe

              You do realize it’s up to the state to press manslaughter charges right? If the state believed that he was at 100% at fault THEY would have pressed charges. Especially since she filed a police report. From what I can read she doesn’t seem like a battered woman. This seems to be a case of a very volatile relationship from BOTH ends.

          • http://badbreeders.net/ April

            What’s wrong with cussing??
            Just kidding.  Talk away.  I like reading your comments.

            • Urban Sidhe

              Oh I like to use “Fuck” as much as any other person, but I believe this way makes them feel like a dumbass.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              I have to be honest with you, I write child abuse stories on a similar blog – I wrote an entire story the other day and did not use on “bad” word and no one noticed.  I’m almost bummed.  I figured that would have been the ONE thing that I got called out for.  Huh.

            • Urban Sidhe

              LOL. If you are a gamer you may know a pro game critic by the name of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw. He has makes video critiques of games. He gave 1 good review ONCE. He got e-mails about it. So if he does like a game he will say something along the lines of “I really liked this game but you people don’t come here to listen to me praise games.” So then he’ll nitpick.

              You never know what is going to rile people up.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              Nope.  Not a gamer.  But I love how serious people take some ofthis internet shit.  Sheesh.

            • Urban Sidhe

              Because the general populace are 2 hairs away from being monkeys…

  • ash-bash

    went to high school with this girl

  • Angelslayer

    I went to school since kindergarden with this chick, shes a chill person, pretty cool. Everyone’s got a past they’d like to bury. Only God can judge people.

    • jj

      You’re an idiot.

      See, I can judge you. I may not be God, but I’m pretty fucking close.

      • http://badbreeders.net/ April

        Bweaaahaaaaahaaa… Pretty close to God.  Me too.  No wonder I love the shit out of you.

        • jj

          It’s been a while since the good old “Only God can judge” has been pulled out; I’ve been saving that one.

          • http://badbreeders.net/ April

            Meh.  The defenders always use the same lines.  It’s like they have a handbook or something.

            • jj

              It would have to be a picture book

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              With little flaps.

        • jj

          It’s been a while since the good old “Only God can judge” has been pulled out; I’ve been saving that one.

  • Llt

    And Scratch ‘n Sniff?

    • http://badbreeders.net/ April

      You are such a lurker.  I fuckin’ love it.

      • jj

        What do you think that witch (ha, ha) smells like?

        I vote bear. After hibernating all winter, waking up and rolling around in fish goo. Yeah, bear. Bears are the enemy around here these days (GO PACKERS!!!), and this scuzz fits right in.

        • http://badbreeders.net/ April

          You are my favorite football junkie.  Football and baseball.  You are like me, but better.  I must be the most hated bitch for miles.

          • jj

            I know I hate you.

            But seriously, I’m not as much of a football fan as I am a baseball junkie. I root for the Pack because it’s expected (I couldn’t give two shits, I just like watching), but I actually prefer college football. Much, much, much less asshole posturing. Pros make too much money for that shit. Grow up and get some class, they have enough $$$, buy some.

            • http://badbreeders.net/ April

              Oh shit.  Now you sound just like me.  LOVE college ball.  They players are hotter and play harder.

            • jj

              Oh, yeah. They haven’t let the $$$, booze and bitches fuck up their looks, yet.