Author and owner of Captain Obvious' Crime Site. I have been blogging in one form or another since the days of Fidonet and BBSes in the early nineties. Started blogging in it's current form around 10 years ago and got seriously interested in crime in 2005, about the time Natalee Holloway vanished. I've been hooked ever since.
  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Why do these people always sound like tards?  Jeebus?  I’m not even sure what half of that shit means?

    Poor baby.  I was just thinking about bring home some Haitian  kids that have no homes or parents?  Perhaps I could make room for a mini Jugga-something.  I would love a baby in my house.  Plus I know how to bathe them without boiling them.  It really is a no-brainer.  Even a Juggalette could do it. 

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Why do these people always sound like tards?  Jeebus?  I’m not even sure what half of that shit means?

    Poor baby.  I was just thinking about bring home some Haitian  kids that have no homes or parents?  Perhaps I could make room for a mini Jugga-something.  I would love a baby in my house.  Plus I know how to bathe them without boiling them.  It really is a no-brainer.  Even a Juggalette could do it. 

  • missy

    i dont understand why people here want to adopt babies from another country when there are millions of children here in the U.S. that need a home..many kids lives would be saved from abusive parents if decent people would adopt them. and referring to a baby as a mini jugga..is just rude and if u have any love for children at all..why would you disrespect any child by even referring to them in this manner?

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Really?  Did you read the whole story?  And my comment was the only thing that moved you enough to commnet?  If U loved children at all, U'd yank UR head out of UR ass.  Did I tard it down enough for U???

  • The Eccentric Celtic

    I was 19 when I got pregnant, 20 when I had my daughter, and even *I* knew you stuck your elbow in the water to test the temp before you put a baby in the tub

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/RSAB72ICTREQCKWJZELSW32XD4 missy

    Explain how MY head is in my ass by asking why u called a baby a name like that? I obviously have more love and respect for children than you do..as I would never refer to an innocent child as anything other than a child. I can understand calling that filthy skank a name..but not the baby. That bitch needs to be tortured..and made to suffer FAR worse than her innocent baby did..and as for you..u need to just realize that calling kids names..thats abuse also..and if a child who lived in an abusive home where he(or she) was called names on a daily basis had read what you wrote..they might feel that is what the world thinks of them as well. so im just saying..u should step back and look at how cruel your words were by referring to the baby in that way. Do you even know the definition to the word juggalette? maybe u should look it up..just google it..its not something that any decent woman would refer to herself as..and definitely not what any decent person would refer to a child as…

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    If you call the dude a Juggalo and the skank a Juggalette… I'm sorry you failed to see the humor in me calling the baby a mini jugga (fill in the blank since I didn't catch the sex). I guess I am a WAY worse person than this cunt. I can totally see why your anger is directed at me. Fucktard.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    I don't even see a point in arguing with you. I know the definition of the word. Perhaps you should google the word fucktard, fucktard.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/RSAB72ICTREQCKWJZELSW32XD4 missy

    sounds like u need to grow up..this is about the child..not about your personal problems. i work with abused kids daily..and apparently someone like u isnt mature enough to be around them without saying the wrong things. i wasnt aiming anything towards u but u took it personally..i was defending the child. grow up..and maybe one day u might actually be able to have a child and know what it is to love one and to know that no child should ever be called names(even if they have a lousy parent)

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Iif you have the sort of degree it took to work with abused kids, you wouldn't be posting shit like “U this and U that”. Do you want to know how I know that??? Because I have that degree. It wouldn't shock me a bit to find out you were only 14 years old. You need to grow up! I don't post on this site for your approval, even if you think I need it. Your opinion of me means dick.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/RSAB72ICTREQCKWJZELSW32XD4 missy

    I am 38..not 14..I do have 3 degrees(which by the way it doesnt matter) I am a child advocacy investigator..I do intake investigations on children from severely abusive homes. With your language..it sounds like you are the young immature one here. Its sad that you seem so offended by my saying that someone shouldnt call a child a name..whether they were joking or not..it IS offensive to someone who works with children daily and I see firsthand the damage that is done to a child both mentally and physically from abuse.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Nope. I'm not young. I'm not immature. I make a great living, I have mmoney in the bank, I vacation annually in Hawaii (which I treat my mother and father to as well), I live in a beautiful home, in a nice neighborhood, with my handsdome husband and our little boy – My life is pretty sweet and your opinion of me still means dick. I suggest you move on. You are way too focused on me and not enough on the “children”. I mean…. For someone that claims to be a child advocate and all. Just sayin'……

  • Shelly

    With April's disqusting language, she needs her mouth santitized for certain!! Reading her comments on here, I can see that she does not need to be within 100 miles of “any” child!! Responsible, loving adults do not use that kind of language for any reason! Get a new life going there April!! It sounds like it would do you so much good!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/RSAB72ICTREQCKWJZELSW32XD4 missy

    Thanks Shelly..that was my point exactly..children deserve far batter than to have to hear anyone talking like that.

  • http://www.myspace.com/aprilamber April

    Again, your opinion of me means dick. For self-proclaimed child advocates, you are spending way too much time worrying about and discussing me. I can clearly tell that the two of you are on this site for the wrong reason. I'm not the one committing crimes against children but I'm the enemy? What a couple of fucktards the two of you are. I've had my say. Enjoy discussing me. You bore me too much for me to revisit this conversation. Off to the beach.

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