Someone getting caught shoplifting is not generally a story you’ll come across here at the site but it’s what she stole that makes 33-year-old Melody Marlene Sanders so different. Well, that and the drugs. Can’t forget about the drugs.
Melody went into Intimate Treasures, a local sex shop in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, back on December 22nd. I don’t know if she was looking for Christmas gifts for her closest friends or if she was in need of some relief but while she was in there she stole a Triple Indulgence Personal Massager, a Spartacus Leather Thong Whip, Climax Tingling Lube and Sex Tarts Lemonade Lube, quite a diverse selection as a matter of fact. On the store’s video surveillance Sanders can be seen putting the items into her purse and then leaving.
Spartacus Thong Whip in case you were wondering…
After she thought she had successfully gotten out of there Melody got into a car with a man and took off. Police found the car a short distance away after having been called by the store’s management. In addition to the stolen items officers also found three rocks of crack cocaine and a glass tube.
When questioned about the drugs and the sex toys Melody gave officers a false name. She was charged with Retail Theft, Possession of Cocaine, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, False ID Given to Law Enforcement Officer and apparently has some kind of hold from Santa Rosa County, most likely a probation violation or something along those lines. She is currently lodged in the Okaloosa County Jail with no bond due to the hold (otherwise it would be $4,000).

