Melodi Dushane Isn’t Lovin’ it Anymore

I don’t know what it is with people and their fascination with McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets. They are like little chunks of processed flesh with a little batter wrapped around them. Don’t get me wrong, I will ocassionally eat at McDonald’s too, but I shy away from those damned things. As a matter of fact I think I would prefer to chow down on a bit of raw monkey fetus before eating another nugget.

Last year down in Florida (of course) Latreasa Goodman went into the McDonald’s in Ft. Pierce and paid for her meal, which included chicken nuggets. Apparently they were out and wouldn’t give her money back, so she called 911…THREE TIMES. She was initially charged with Misuse of a 911 Call but I believe that was dropped. Hopefully some dumbass McDonald’s employee was fired after that as well.

…which brings us to the topic of this post. Melodi Dushane.

24-year-old Melodi Dushane (MySpace | Facebook) from East Toledo, Ohio got a hankering for chicken nuggets last Thursday night/Friday morning. Thing is the nuggets aren’t available for breakfast. When Melodi went through the drive-thru and was told that they didn’t serve nuggets for breakfast she reached up through the drive-thru window and punched the employee in the mouth.

It gets even better though. The shift manager came to see what the commotion was all about and Dushane swung her fists at at her. Rather than do the smart thing and let her go, getting her tag number and description for the police the moron reached through the window and tried to drag Melodi through it by her hair.

Melodi fought back and ended up being let go, at which point she punched out the drive-thru window. By that time police had arrived. Melodi was treated at a local hospital and released, at which point she was arrested and charged with Felony Vandalism. She has pleaded not guilty and been ordered to stay away from that McDonald’s and will be back in court on January 28th.

Aside from the fact that Melodi is obviously a pea brain, I am relatively certain (having been in food management for the last 23 years) that a certain shift manager no longer holds that position and will be lucky if they even have a job anymore. Most big companies take a dim view on their employees getting involved in physical altercations. Self defense is one thing but trying to drag someone through a drive-thru window probably could have been avoided.