Police in Cambridge, Massachusetts have spent the last couple of weeks looking for a man who assaulted four different women who were using public transportation in the area.
They finally found their man earlier today in 27-year-old John B. Dysert who along with allegedly assaulting the four women also jerked off on an MBTA bus.
Dysert has been charged with three counts of Open & Gross Lewdness and Indecent Assault and Battery (as opposed to Decent Assault and Battery). If he doesn’t serve too much time in jail perhaps he can fill Ted Kennedy’s spot.
