For a pretty quiet day in crime news this is damned sure an unsettling one to come across this evening. If you live anywhere near Chelsea or Revere, Massachusetts you’d better lock up your bunnies and keep a close eye on them because there’s a bunny fucker in your midst.
That’s right. A BUNNY FUCKER.
Back at the beginning of June, 2008 then 37-year-old Abel Aguirre of Chelsea waited until his roommate had left their home and then set out to have himself a little bit of fun with the wabbit.
When the woman arrived home she found blood and clumps of rabbit fur on their bathroom floor as well as a claw belonging to her pet bunny. When she went looking around the place she found a used condom with rabbit fur on it in Aguirre’s room and Aguirre had left the house. When she looked in on the poor creature she found that it was injured and bleeding.
Aguirre was arrested and charged with Animal Cruelty. I guess he must have figured that Elmer Fudd would be on the jury because rather than trying to plead out he took his chances with a jury trial and sure enough the douchebag was found guilty this past Thursday. His sentencing was yesterday and while I don’t yet know what the final sentence is he was facing up to two years in jail and a $2,500 fine. I don’t guess he took his lucky rabbit’s foot to the sentencing with him.
Luckily for Mr. Aguirre I haven’t been able to find a mug shot or positive online profile for him YET. I have come across several folks by that name in the immediate area but I can’t be sure if they are related
According to one juror,
My jaw hit the floor
concerning the disturbing testimony at the trial.
The poor creature has since passed away, reportedly not due to injuries sustained by Abel Aguirre’s itty bitty rabbit penis.
Let’s hope there aren’t any little children around Aguirre that might ever be the recipient of his furry love.
